The Human Body (sucks)

Hey, hey! Who likes to sleep in? I would, except that I think I must have drank a thimble full of liquid because my bladder is trying to self destruct. The human body is an amazing machine. How can something so miraculous and complex be such a piece of shit? Then again how can I expect to not pull a muscle by doing something so foolish and strenuous as standing up? How can I expect to not pull a muscle in my rib cage when I sneeze? How silly of me to think that I could do everyday normal activities without injuring myself. So here’s a big “fuck you!” to the human body. You worthless piece of crap. You were designed with such great expectations but turned out like a rusty Fiat. So up yours. Someday I’ll get downloaded to a giant robot and destroy Tokyo.