The Human Body (sucks)
Hey, hey! Who likes to sleep in? I would, except that I think I must have drank a thimble full of liquid because my bladder is trying to self destruct. The human body is an amazing machine. How can something so miraculous and complex be such a piece of shit? Then again how can I expect to not pull a muscle by doing something so foolish and strenuous as standing up? How can I expect to not pull a muscle in my rib cage when I sneeze? How silly of me to think that I could do everyday normal activities without injuring myself. So here’s a big “fuck you!” to the human body. You worthless piece of crap. You were designed with such great expectations but turned out like a rusty Fiat. So up yours. Someday I’ll get downloaded to a giant robot and destroy Tokyo
posted by Dr. K. Fehr | 15:55
7 Comments:
finally you posted... I've been waiting and waiting.
Rofl, totally true. I love your comment! I injured the front of my foot and ever since then. My fat pad has decreased on the sole of my foot AND I am getting achilles tendon problems because of it. It's over stress without the extra padding on my foot. I also get the CONSTANT run to the bathroom at night. The human body is a piece of shit.
I am happy to find someone who agrees with me. As a diabetic, type 2, I will be the first to agree, the human body is a monumental piece of crap. Anyone ever walk through a pediatric cancer ward? Or watch a six year old diabetic stick a needle in his arm. I know I am getting to serious. But yes, the human body is a piece of junk, a mistake of evolution.
Yes I agree....To become fat...all you have to do is eat like a pig...you can see the bulge in a very less time....but to build a muscle...oh god....it takes 6 months of tiresome workouts to just see a glimpse of muscle
perhaps because the human body wasn't designed.
The human body has one major useful functionality and it is located in the part called the brain. Unfortunately, this functionality is built into a weak, unreliable, unnecessarily over-complex and extremely high maintenance biological machine which consumes most of the attention and power of the brain. So you get this powerful function called intelligence only to spend it on taking care of a shitty body. Even so, a lot times the brain can't do anything for the stupid body. For instance, have you ever cracked muscle while yawning? I have. God forbid I should involuntarily stretch my arms when I wake up in the morning because then I will end up with a stiff neck for three days.
Totally agree. You're on your feet for too long and it leads to exhaustion. You sit down too long you get piles. There is no winning with this rigged fucking timebomb.
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