Sleep! The Greatest Pastime

Man, do I love sleep. I could sleep everyday. The best sleep is when you wake up at six in the morning and realize that you don't have to be anywhere that day. So you sleep for another four hours and then slowly crawl out of bed because you have to take a piss so bad it hurts. But like I've said before, its my bed. Just kidding, I don't have a bed. I got rid of it about three years ago and got a big couch. So if anyone tells me I'm sleeping on the couch tonight I just say, you damn right I'm sleeping on the couch...bitch.
Man, I love this couch. I especially love that lazy ass weekend morning feeling. Getting up early is one of the most painful experiences I can imagine. I hate going to work. Not just because my job is total shit but because I can't stand being pulled away from my warm blanket at 6:30. There has to be some way that I can report this as a
human rights violation. If I don't go to work, I can't pay my bills and live indoors. Therefore, I have to work:its called "Forced Labour".
I've been sick for over a week now and getting up in the morning lately can be fun. My head seems to be swirling. I kind of like that. Mucus, mucus, mucus! La la la la la!
On Saturday, I slept in until 1 PM. I was dazed and somewhat confused when I looked at the clock. Sometimes I'll go to bed early and my sister will bang on my door to ask me something stupid and I just about have a heart attack when I look at the clock and think its 10:30 in the morning and I'm late for work. Its 10:30 at night and I've been sleeping for 45 minutes. There are some females I would support having them beaten. My sister is one.
I wish I could sleep professionally.