Colder than a Crate Full o' Nuns

'twas a cold morning indeed! -36 °C without the wind. The car was plugged in and was still pissy about starting. Cold, cold, cold. Yesterday, I nailed myself in the head with a frozen cord attached to a vacuum in the back of my delivery van. I covered the wound with my touque to hide the blood from the customer who had just bought the vacuum. That'll stun ya. Winter is like terrorism. It just plain sucks. Same with the people who support it.