I'm Sorry Dave, I'm Afraid I Can't Do That

I got fed up! I couldn't stand it anymore! My computer was such a piece of rat crap. I wanted to kick it down a few flights of stairs. Nothing has ever frustrated me so much in my life. I never new a machine could drive someone to want to explode with rage. Other than a car of course. I gave in and went to the computer store in between deliveries and got a new machine. It doesn't take 15 to start it up and I can go to web sites in seconds. I can open a window without having to go do something else while it does who knows what before finally opening one window. Being a cheap-ass Mennonite, I really wasn't excited about the price being over twenty bucks, but what can you do? I'm kind of lost though. There are ports and docking stations in this thing, that I have no idea what to do with. My Betas and cassettes won't fit. I'll figure it out eventually. Next, I'll have to save up for a ray-gun and a flying car. Dynomite!

Colder than a Crate Full o' Nuns

'twas a cold morning indeed! -36 °C without the wind. The car was plugged in and was still pissy about starting. Cold, cold, cold. Yesterday, I nailed myself in the head with a frozen cord attached to a vacuum in the back of my delivery van. I covered the wound with my touque to hide the blood from the customer who had just bought the vacuum. That'll stun ya. Winter is like terrorism. It just plain sucks. Same with the people who support it.

A New Year and I Haven't Yet Showered

So it's a new year and I need to shower for the first time all year. I had a swell time on Bannatyne as per usual. No one was maimed or run over so that is good. We had a good conversation about some psycho on Broadway chasing after Dave Thiessen with a steel leg of a city barricade. Quite entertaining. Also we stomped on balloons that had candy in them. In conclusion, this year has been swell. Tomorrow of course work begins. Not so swell. But my birthday is in a month and a week so that means only 39 years until retirement!